Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.
Quote by Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson Quotes
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...
Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Mmm... Organized Crime
Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!