Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...