I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
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Homer Simpson Quotes
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.
Love doesnt give up just because someting goes wrong or because your feelings are hurt.God...