My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
It's about to go down.
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
Sex is great for stress
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Get off Facebook while in church.
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.