My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.