Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Quote by Kevin Hart

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I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

It's about to go down.

It's about to go down.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!