Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
It don't fucking matter!
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Sex is great for stress
It's about to go down.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.