Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat it is??!!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
Oh my god noooooo...
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...