Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Get off Facebook while in church.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
Oh my god noooooo...
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
It don't fucking matter!
This shit just got real!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
It's about to go down.
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.