I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Prejudice Quotes

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they...

The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they...

We are condemned to kill time, thus we die bit by bit.

We are condemned to kill time, thus we die bit by bit.