I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.