Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Quote by W C Fields
W C Fields Quotes
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...
A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
The standard that a society should actually embody its own professed principles is a utopian...
The true artist doesn't substitute immorality for morality. On the contrary, he always substitutes a...