Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

I drink therefore I am.

I drink therefore I am.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past...

Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past...