It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

To live a life half-dead, a living death.

To live a life half-dead, a living death.

I see death as a private event, the destruction of the universe in the brain...

I see death as a private event, the destruction of the universe in the brain...