It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...