I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Hollywood Quotes

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equ

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equ