I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Hollywood Quotes

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and...

Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and...