I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Hollywood Quotes

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

But since we left off to burn incense to the queen of heaven, and to...

But since we left off to burn incense to the queen of heaven, and to...

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to...

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to...