I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Strong Relationship Quotes

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....