There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Quote by Woody Allen
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Marriage is the death of hope.
80% of success is showing up.
If someone whom you lent money and wonâ€™t pay you back will always hate you.
The habit of persistence is the habit of victory.
Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts.