There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Quote by Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
80% of success is showing up.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
The only people who make love all the time are liars.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,...
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.