There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...
Soul of the Age! The applause! delight! the wonder of our stage! My Shakespeare, rise;...