You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Quote by Bob Hope

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

These were the sons of Levi after the house of their fathers; even the chief...

These were the sons of Levi after the house of their fathers; even the chief...

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed...

Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed...

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick, unless...

An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick, unless...