I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.

You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.