All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Quote by Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Never miss a chance to shut up
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.