All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Ignorance Quotes, Media Quotes

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Basically I am interested in friendship, sex, and death.

Basically I am interested in friendship, sex, and death.

We humans do, when the cause is sufficient, spend our lives. We throw ourselves onto...

We humans do, when the cause is sufficient, spend our lives. We throw ourselves onto...

Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference...

Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference...