All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Quote by Will Rogers
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Never miss a chance to shut up
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
American liberty is premised on the accountability of free men and women for what they...
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of...
The commencement speech is not, I think, a wholly satisfactory manifestation of our culture.