All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Quote by Will Rogers
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...
Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...
If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure