Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: College Quotes, Success Quotes

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Rarely promise, but, if lawful, constantly perform

Rarely promise, but, if lawful, constantly perform

The portion of a law usually found unconstitutional is the teeth

The portion of a law usually found unconstitutional is the teeth