Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Quote by Will Rogers

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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more...

Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.