A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Quote by Will Rogers
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
The most basic function of government is to provide a framework of law and order,...
It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts...