Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...