Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.

Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation...

Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation...