The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Quote by Will Rogers
America And Americans Quotes
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.