The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Quote by Will Rogers
America And Americans Quotes
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.