The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Taxation Quotes

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

God helps three sorts of people: fools, children and drunkards

God helps three sorts of people: fools, children and drunkards

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...