Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...