Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Chicago Quotes

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.