The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Quote by Will Rogers

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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.