The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Quote by Will Rogers

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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night,...

In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night,...

Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you...

Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you...

They tell me that it will be hard to find a man strong enough to...

They tell me that it will be hard to find a man strong enough to...