I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Quote by Will Rogers

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So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.

Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.

Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.

The American citizen must be made aware that today a relatively small group of people...

The American citizen must be made aware that today a relatively small group of people...