The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Will Rogers Quotes

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.