The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...
Lord, let me live until I die.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long...
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.