If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

Quote by Will Rogers

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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

I had to make my own living and my own opportunity! But I made it!...

I had to make my own living and my own opportunity! But I made it!...

It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I....

It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I....