We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Politics is applesauce.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
What a man knows hardly matters. It is what he does.
A promise is a cloud; fulfillment is rain.