We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Politics is applesauce.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...