We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

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People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomacy means the art of nearly deceiving all your friends, but not quite deceiving all...

Diplomacy means the art of nearly deceiving all your friends, but not quite deceiving all...

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy.

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Wars will remain while human nature remains. I believe in my soul in cooperation, in...

Wars will remain while human nature remains. I believe in my soul in cooperation, in...