Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr
Quote by Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...