Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr

Quote by Will Rogers

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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...