The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...

Think of all the really successful men and women you know. Do you know a...

Think of all the really successful men and women you know. Do you know a...