Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

You know, there are a lot of would-be governors of Texas sitting around today who...

You know, there are a lot of would-be governors of Texas sitting around today who...

Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of...

Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of...

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them