The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
Never miss a chance to shut up
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...