Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.