Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Quote by Will Rogers

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As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.