Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Quote by Will Rogers

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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

When I play, I feel like in a theatre, why should I look ugly then,...

When I play, I feel like in a theatre, why should I look ugly then,...