Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Quote by Will Rogers

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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason...

A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason...

Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced...

Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced...