Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

Citizens want not just input but influence.

Citizens want not just input but influence.

The American spirit wears no political label. In service to others and yes, in sacrifice...

The American spirit wears no political label. In service to others and yes, in sacrifice...