Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Quote by Will Rogers

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So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...