Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes, Politics Quotes

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

As crazy as hauling timber into the woods.

As crazy as hauling timber into the woods.

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by...

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by...