Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...