Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the government's ability to govern the...

If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the government's ability to govern the...

A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax...

A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax...