Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Quote by Will Rogers
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
A promise made is a debt unpaid.
The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity...