Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Maybe its like this, Max--you know how, when you are working on a long and...

Maybe its like this, Max--you know how, when you are working on a long and...

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.