In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Hollywood Quotes

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.

America is the place where you cannot kill your government by killing the men who...

America is the place where you cannot kill your government by killing the men who...