So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.