So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

It would be hard to blame you for having trouble taking much of what is...

It would be hard to blame you for having trouble taking much of what is...

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort...

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort...