So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...