So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Quote by Will Rogers

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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

Money confounds subordination

Money confounds subordination

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a...

I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a...