Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Quote by Will Rogers

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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.