Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...