Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
Never miss a chance to shut up
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look...
One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.