Always drink upstream from the herd.
Quote by Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...