Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

It is simply untrue that all our institutions are evil,... that all politicians are mere...

It is simply untrue that all our institutions are evil,... that all politicians are mere...

Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only...

Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only...