Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in...

Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in...