The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Quote by Will Rogers
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.