The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Death Quotes

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter...

Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter...

The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is...

The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is...