The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Death Quotes

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...