The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Quote by Will Rogers

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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.