The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people...

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people...

I know you lawyers can, with ease, twist words and meanings as you please

I know you lawyers can, with ease, twist words and meanings as you please