The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Quote by Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
I played by the rules of politics as I found them.
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come...