All I know is what I read in the papers

Quote by Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the...

He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the...

Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are...

Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are...

The vote demonstrates that we accept the notion that all human beings are created in...

The vote demonstrates that we accept the notion that all human beings are created in...