It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Government Quotes

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion...

Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion...