Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Quote by Will Rogers
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.