Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Quote by Will Rogers
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...