Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Quote by Will Rogers
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.