Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Self Improvement Quotes

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

To govern is always to choose among disadvantages.

To govern is always to choose among disadvantages.

The best government rests on the people, and not on the few, on persons and...

The best government rests on the people, and not on the few, on persons and...