Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Quote by Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
Never miss a chance to shut up
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is...
You will find in politics that you are much exposed to the attribution of false...