Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Golf Quotes

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.

A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive,...

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive,...

Stop looking for a partner. Focus on your goals and rebuilding your life. The right...

Stop looking for a partner. Focus on your goals and rebuilding your life. The right...