Politics is applesauce.
Quote by Will Rogers
A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...
All I know is what I read in the papers
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...