I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do…

Quote by Will Rogers

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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...