Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Quote by Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...
Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.